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A recent ride. Beer. Horner. LA. Doping.

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:00
I’ve had little motivation to write lately. I’m uncertain as to why. I rationalize time and time again that everything has been said, and otherwise there is nothing worth the effort. But, that is probably because I have not been riding any further than Pay ‘n Take which is 400 yards from my door. I [...]
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Climb till you puke, then do it again.

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:00
Ride till your legs are numb. Go until you cant feel your hands. Ride so when you look around you get dizzy because there isnt enough air going to your brain. Climb till you taste blood. Climb till the air is cold and your looking for a jacket. Ride till you [...]
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Humpday with Dirty.

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:00
Today I got the call from Asian Bob. He is always busting my balls about not posting stuff on time and he is the first to ask whats up when I skip a week. This week was just a simple case of not having enough time to give it my all. I haven’t been riding [...]
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A Taste of What’s to Come

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:00
Here is a quick photo that I snapped from yesterday’s ride outside of Stanley, ID.  Once more photos and videos are collected, I will have a chance to provide a proper posting of the riding from the past few days.  The final verdict is that you need to get to Sun Valley, ID and Stanley, [...]
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Pay it forward

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:00
Our man Dave is doing his part. And he would like your help. From: Dave B. Subject: Help me get injured soldiers to the starting line! Jonny, I’m taking on the challenge of a lifetime (2.4 mile swim, 112 bike, and 26.2 mile run) and I’m writing today to ask for your help. You see, by [...]
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Near-death experiences…

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:00
We can all make the joke about having them. Some of us more than others. (I’m looking in your direction, BJ.) What makes this site special isn’t just the beer, bikes, boobs mentality; it’s that we all stick together when shit goes sideways. Info about Jonny went up all over and people responded with well-wishes [...]
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Habla Espanol?

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:00
Alberto Contador returned to a hero’s welcome in his native Spain after taking out a third Tour de France on Sunday, the fifth Grand Tour triumph of his career. and: “Congratulations Alberto, now [it's time for] the fourth Tour, because I’m sure you’re going to win [again].” - Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero In his mind, Contador [...]
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This is a horse you need to know by name

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:00
Zenyatta – undefeated female horse. Known to be DFL for most of the race and then comes up and smokes every other horse in the last lap. Sits in until the end. Has there ever been a bike racer like this? She toys with the other horses, flirts with a pre-race [...]
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Nice view

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:00
I got this ones from the top of the Columbine climb up in Leadville, Colorado. Jackass rode my old frame up there and sent me a photo. I either sold/traded/bartered the frame for something or the other, I’m not even sure what it was. We are prone to do such things, [...]
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this is just totally out of control

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:00
i know you’re all reluctant bottoms just looking for that special someone who will let you finally give the back rub. well lay back down, jerks.  Jens is in town, and if you could just release your vicey grip pinchey hold from andy & berto’s uniceps for one second, you’d see that there is [...]
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Every End is a Beginning

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:00
Because Lief said to do it. es mi quien estás buscando?: Pretty much nothing can top that, eh? Nothing but perhaps a double rainbow.
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I just like looking at the pictures….

Thu, 07/29/2010 - 11:00
Got this one here. Is it over yet?
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Galena Grinder Race Report

Wed, 07/28/2010 - 10:00
The 2010 edition of the Galena Grinder is in the books, and let me tell you, it was a fucking awesome time.  Seriously if you have never had the chance to try this race out, mark your calender for some weekend next year in July, and plan a trip up to Sun Valley, ID to [...]
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I’d be a fool to assume anything

Wed, 07/28/2010 - 10:00
In case anyone is wondering what I’ve been doing – I’m still STILL deployed to maintenance camp and soon SOON I’ll be breaking this rusty cage and running down the road. 2 months of my life have been dedicated nearly entirely to one thing: getting my box truck home ready to live in and running. [...]
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“I saw Lance Armstrong using drugs.”

Wed, 07/28/2010 - 10:00
As Joe Biden is prone to say, “This is a big fucking deal.” Floyd Landis took his accusations against Lance Armstrong to the airwaves Friday night, slamming the seven-time Tour de France champion with his most blunt attack yet. “I saw Lance Armstrong using drugs.” . . . “Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids [...]
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One to get you through your Friday

Wed, 07/28/2010 - 10:00
If you are like me, and having a rough day at the mill… watch this. It should make it a little bit better. I could watch  that all day. Thanks to Sara in NJ for that one.
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And you think we’re tough on the old boy

Tue, 07/27/2010 - 09:00
Get a load of this: In the ultimate drubbing of an embattled man, they are ridiculing him as a wimpy has-been, a ceremonial rider, a hapless greeter who shakes hands and kisses babies, just another spectator watching the race he used to dominate. All through France, all through the cycling domain, Lance Armstrong is seen now [...]
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Out of office reply

Tue, 07/27/2010 - 09:00
Headed off in search of adventure. Enjoy the weekend.
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Mr. Armstrong has retained counsel

Tue, 07/27/2010 - 09:00
Armstrong has enlisted the services of Los Angeles-based criminal-defense lawyer Bryan D. Daly, a former federal prosecutor and partner at the firm Sheppard Mullin Richter and Hampton. velonews.competitor.com. Bryan D. Daly got his J.D. from Rutgers in 1985. He is known for, among other things, his experience in fraud cases. Seems to fit what [...]
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The Adventure Continues

Tue, 07/27/2010 - 09:00
Following the trip to Granby for MTB Nationals, the traveling circus of self, Dejay, and Juda returned to Boulder to wait for some license plates to show up.  The molester van we are traveling in needed to be registered in AZ, yet we were in CO, resulting in some kid down in Tucson going to [...]
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